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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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colourthysoul:

Marcella M. Walker - Tenderness (1899)

colourthysoul:

Marcella M. Walker - Tenderness (1899)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

Song: Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz
Artist: RiFF RAFF

Plays: 22,342

iamwizz:

RiFF RAFF - Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz

first time you make her squirt

thahalfrican:

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sneakymedulla:

mmyes how may i help u

sneakymedulla:

mmyes how may i help u

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